Whether you’ve watched The Bold and the Beautiful for five minutes or 15 years, you know that some things just are. As in, Liam will always waffle. Ridge will always run back to Brooke. And she and Taylor will always clash, about everything from romantic destiny to whether mayo on French fries is a good idea.

So it’s a shock and a half that in the week ahead (which you can preview here), the soap is actually going to have the longtime rivals agree on something. What? That before Steffy is informed that stepdaughter Luna is alive, the murderess must be safely back behind bars.

Frankly, we can’t for the life of us figure out why the nut job isn’t already on a diet of bread and water again. Even if the paternity test that’s about to be administered proves that Bill’s son Will is her baby’s father, so what? Ol’ moneybags could just pay to have Luna protected in the clink.

Once the baby is born, the Spencers could sue for custody, and though Bill’s no saint, he didn’t murder two people and get someone so drunk that he could rape them. Obviously, he’d win. He’d have to. Then he could write off Luna for good and leave her to whatever fate awaits her in the big house once his protection is removed.